Happy St. Patty’s day! I don’t know if I will be celebrating or not tonight, but I hope y’all do! Perhaps with a Irish lager or something. Am I the only one that hates all the St. Patty’s day recipes that infest the internet and blog world around this time? I’d rather not have Guiness in my chocolate cake. And I prefer my cupcakes to not ooze green-Jack Daniels infused frosting, thank you. My St. Patty’s day celebrating depends on if the day’s study quota is met. Although, yesterday should make that possible. This is absolutely appalling, but here was my Friday:
7am: Wake up and drink coffee, read blogs, and toast my waffle breakfast for class. (EPIC RECIPE TO COME SOON)
8-9am: Nutrition… I dont even know the title of this class. It is basically 100 different topics, mostly relating to nutrition therapy for disease. This lecture was about epigenetics and how only 5% of the population can benefit from reducing their red meat intake to under 5 servings a week.
9-10am: GI Physiology. I love this class. I love the GI tract. Freudian? Why yes, guilty as charged.
10:10-11:10am: Lift weights at the ARC!
11:30-12:30pm: Make lunch, eat it, chat on the phone a bit.
12:30-1:30pm: Start to study… but then proceed to pass out for an hour.
1:30-6:30pm: Study for finals.
6:30-8:30pm: Make this fabulous dinner below as well as some granola bars based on this recipe. My recipe later.
8:30-10:30pm: Study more. MCAT bullshit.
10:30-11pm: Realize that I HAVE BEEN IN THE SEMI-SUPINE POSITION FOR OVER 10 HOURS and am going CRAZY so go back to the gym. Run 1 mile and do some abs before the ARC closes. I am the only white person there. 11-
12:30am: Study more. FML. Shower and go to bed at 1am.
Being immobile for 10 hours is not good. Humans were simply not meant to not move for that extended period of time. I swear I have bed sores… like that of a coma patient. Also, one should never study in their bed. I only do because my room is the size of a small prison cell and is incapable of fitting anything other than my bed into itself.
Why you should never study in your bed:
- You are prone to falling asleep when you really want to be studying. Especially when the material makes you want to stab yourself.
- You will begin to associate very negative things, like the MCAT, tests, anxiety, and math equations with your bed. And then, when you actually want to fall asleep, you will feel too anxious sleeping on top the Arrhenius equation to actually do so.
- If you do manage to fall asleep, you will dream about doing homework, taking tests, showing up to lecture naked, and then you will wake up 4 times throughout the night in fear or panic.
Greek Chicken and Pasta Salad
Recipe: Makes 2 servings
- 2 cups whole wheat penne, cooked
- 1/4 cup chopped red onion
- 1 cup cherry tomatos, whole or sliced
- 1/4 cup crumbled feta cheese
- 1 or 2 cooked Greek chicken breast (amount depends on preference, recipe below)
For the dressing-
- 2 tablespoon olive oil
- 4 cloves garlic, crushed
- 4 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
- 2 tbsp lemon juice
- 2 tsp dried oregano
- salt and pepper to taste
For the Greek chicken-
- 1 chicken breast (if making 2, double all the ingredients below)
- 1/2 tbsp garlic oil (or olive or grapeseed oil)
- 1 tsp garlic, minced
- 2 tbsp fresh rosemary
- few shakes oregano
- few shakes thyme
- a shake of garlic salt
- 1/2 tbsp lemon juice
Directions – Cook the pasta according the directions on the box. To prepare the chicken, slice a raw chicken breast into bite size pieces. Place a pan on the stove on medium low heat and add the oil. Add the minced garlic and rosemary. Lay the chicken over the garlic and rosemary in the pan. Add the lemon juice. Shake the oregano, thyme, and garlic salt over the chicken and let cook. (Note: you can also combine all of the Greek chicken ingredients in a baking dish and bake the chicken at 350 for about 12 minutes, it will be more moist but it just takes longer.) While the chicken is cooking, prepare the dressing. Combine all of the ingredients in a bowl and press on the herbs with a fork to release the flavors. Turn the chicken and let the other side cook. Add more spices if desired. Once the chicken and pasta are done cooking, combine the drained pasta, chicken, tomatoes, and red onion in a large bowl. Toss with the dressing. Add the feta and salt and pepper if desired. Enjoy!
Ah, screw it.